Wheat Comics

This is the greatest and best comic in the world.
Tribute.

Long time ago me and my brother David here:
We was hitchhikin’ down a long and lonesome road.
All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon in the middle of the road.
And he said,

“Make the best comic in the world, or I’ll eat your soul.”

Well, me and David: we looked at each other, and we each said, “Okay.”

And we made the first thing that came to our heads,
Just so happened to be
The best comic in the world,
It was the best comic in the world.

Look into my eyes and it’s easy to see
One and one make two, two and one make three,
It was destiny.

Once every hundred-thousand years or so,
When the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow,
And the grass doth grow.

Needless to say, the beast was stunned.
A whip-crack went his whippy tail,
And the beast was done.
He asked us, “Be you angels?”
And we said, “Nay. We are but men.”
Draw!

This is not the greatest comic in the world, no.
This is just a tribute.
Couldn’t remember the greatest comic in the world, no.
This is a tribute, oh, to the greatest comic in the world, alright!
It was the greatest comic in the world, alright!
It was the best motherfucking comic, the greatest comic in the world. Alright!

[Skat]

Lucifer

And the peculiar thing is this, my friends:
The comic we made on that fateful night: it didn’t actually look anything like this comic.

This is just a tribute!
You gotta believe it!
And I wish you were there!
Just a matter of opinion.

Ah, fuck! Good God, God lovin’,
So surprised to find you can’t stop it.
A fiery ring of fire,
Rich motherfucker
Alright! Alright!